Brains Are The New Tits Embroidered Patch

Boobs are great and all...but have you tried having a functioning brain?

The Brains Are The New Tits embroidered patch is for the clever, the sassy and anyone who appreciates a bit of attitude stitched into their accessories.

Featuering a bold embroidered brain surrounded by the words "Brains Are The New Tits", it's perfect for giving a jacket, bag or other suitable fabric a personality upgrade.

Cute? Yes. Subtle?

Absolutely bloody not.