I Solemnly Swear A Lot Keyring

For those who speak fluent fucking profanity...

Some people swear occasionally.

Some people swear when they're angry.

And then there are those of us for whom swearing is basically punctuation.

The I Solemnly swear a lot keyring is a little badge of honour for anyone who can turn a perfectly innocent sentence into something magnificently sweary without even bloody trying.

Because sometimes "gosh darn it" just doesn't fucking cut it.