Not A Role Model Keyring

Looking for a good influence? Keep looking.

Responsible? Sensible? Setting a shining example for others?

Absolutely bloody not.

The NOT A ROLE MODEL keyring is for those of us who have accepted that we're probably better suited to being a cautionary tale.

Small enough to hang from your keys or bag, but with enough attitude to make your position perfectly clear.

Role Model? No. Entertainment? Absolutely.