Where The Fuck Are My Keys Keyring
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Well, this is fucking awkward...
You've searched your bag. Checked your pockets. Looked on the kitchen worktop three times and accused everyone else of moving them.
WHERE THE FUCK ARE MY KEYS?!!
Plot twist: they're attached to this.
A gloriously sweary embroidered keyring for anyone who spends an unreasonable amount of their life looking for the very thing that's usually in their bloody hand.
Will it stop you losing your keys? Probably not.
But at least the irony will be magnificent.