Willy Keyring.

Well....that's a bit cocky.

Sometimes you don't need an inspirational message, a motivational quote or your name beautifully embroidered.

Sometimes you just need a willy hanging off your keys.

Utterly ridiculous, completely unecessary and precisely the sort of thing that makes a brilliant gift for the friend who has the sense of humour of a teenage boy.

Is that a willy in your handbag, or are you just pleased to see me?